Yesterday, 3 of the local yoot took advantage of my slightly inebriated state and decided to forcibly relieve me of my phone, Blackberry, camera (hence the rubbish quality of today’s shot), bag, Barbour jacket and my brilliant Comme des Garçons wallet (see below) that Katie gave me at Christmas. I also got bitten. Seriously. Who bites? They bit me on my hand. So we had to have the police over which was all very exciting. Hopefully they’ll catch them. And if I see them again, they’re in for the retaliation biting of their lives. OM NOM NOM. Katie is wearing Kurt Geiger shoes, Toast skirt, Whistles top and vintage leather jacket.
If anyone tries to sell you this wallet in a pub, let me know / bite them.