We’ve got a lovely little mouse called Midnight Christopher that lives under our washing machine and eats stuff I drop on the kitchen floor. He’s really cute, doesn’t make any noise and probably hopes to meet a lady mouse and have mice babies one day. Well not any more. Today Katie and Haleigh have called the authorities on Midnight Christopher and are going to poison him to death. My murderous girlfriend is wearing her killing outfit, and doesn’t she look smug? Coral shoes from Dolcis, French Connection sweatshirt and Day, Birger et Mikkelsen silk skirt.