Here’s Katie, a picture of domesticity. As well as admiring the house flora, straightening the doilies, curating the mantelpiece and pushing the drinks trolley, Katie also found time to cook me an utterly excellent supper last night. Moreover, in her quest to be the ultimate girlfriend, she didn’t mind one bit that I stopped off at the Slaughtered Lamb for a couple of pints on my way home. Today she’s in a Lipsy silk top, Solea shoes, Tatty Devine gin bottle necklace and the brilliant Bell & Ross. Charming.