Katie sold you a pup yesterday with all that Cameron nonsense. We’re a fundamentalist Clegg household at heart. Honestly, don’t get me started on proportional representation and legalising stuff (that’s a policy right?)
So, K’s donned the golden garb of social liberalism – Olga de Polga leggings, Ted Baker silk dress, Cos jacket and Calvin Klein boots. And more than that, she’s hexing off the other parties with her lucky key and a dead mouse paw which, if it isn’t lucky, it’s at least totally gross. You could even say Ming-ing. (Geddit?!!) Seriously, Private Eye, give me a job.