Hiya. So two more Maldivian photos for your delectation – and I even think Katie might be getting a tan!
I’ve started using carrot-oil. And my head is peeling a wee bit. And the tips of my moustache have bleached white so that from afar I look a bit Mugabe.
Hope all is well back in Blighty. We’re hoping for a new volcanic eruption to keep us stranded here a bit longer.