You won’t believe it but THOSE ARE MY TROUSERS.
I’ve worn them once, on holiday in Antigua. I don’t think they’ll hug my shapely haunches ever ever ever again.
Now. It’s time for you lot to do us a good turn.
The Cosmopolitan Blog Awards are upon us and I feel my mantlepiece is decidedly lacking in silverware. So please click this link and nominate What Katie Wore for best blog in the galaxy.
And then come back here and make fun of my trousers.