Katie’s feeling much better after her root canal. Either that, or she’s hitting the co-codamol way too hard.
Anyway, who cares about Katie? We’ve got a doggie. A real, live doggie. His name is Smudge. Katie’s mummy Jane got him for us as a treat. We can’t touch him because (1) he’s in a dog’s home in Glasgow and (2) he’s really bitey.
If you’d like to sponsor a lovely little doggie, it really doesn’t cost very much. Check out the Dogs Trust for details (just don’t ask them where the apostrophe should go).