Katie is ill. And definitely not in the mood for a photo.
So instead, here are a couple of pics of Katie before she even met me. You’ll notice:
1. Her colour-blindness is not a recent condition.
2. She’s always giggled when drunk.
3. It’s taken a few years to get the fringe right.
Sorry, that’s all from me. I’ve got bath running, tea making, medicine giving duties to perform.