Another welcome opportunity to take a gander at Katie’s disgusting ornaments. She got them free with coupons from the Daily Mail: the Satanic one on the right is UKIP Dave and the hairy one on the left is People’s Princess Pete. She keeps them because she thinks they ward off immigrants, obesity and/or Broken Britain.
I’m writing work stuff. Katie’s swapping her summer and winter wardrobes over (she’d hired an Eastern European work gang to get the job done, but for some reason they didn’t show up – must be UKIP Dave working his magic).
Have lovely evenings.