And I don’t mean like the Beastie Boys. I had the day off work with illness and general malaise. It’s cemented my belief that my dream career is in House Husbandry. Daytime TV is unbelievably good – the very apotheosis of mankind’s artistic endeavour. And Oh My Days, Loose women have got baaaare jokes. Plus you can spend the entire show playing mental shag/marry/kill. (A: KILL THEM ALL).