We took a special delivery today. And sure, you might tell yourself that you don’t want a massive, bright orange refrigerator. That’s it’s tacky. That it would dominate the room. That actually you’d rather have an ice dispenser and an AAA energy rating than the Frosty Orange Liberace of The Kitchen. But you and I both know that you’re lying to yourself. Learn to live with your freezer envy. Otherwise it will take over your life and eat you upside.