Somehow a bag lady found her way into my house. Dishevelled, incoherent and smelling of stale booze, I felt compelled to prepare her Joe’s Patented Panacea Milkshake.
1 gallon of icecream
Dash of milk
Half a tub of banana Nesquik
Ovaltine / Horlicks
Blend up all the ingredients and gulp so quickly the cold makes your brain freeze.We’re ordering Chinese. Today has been a struggle.