I was planning on writing something pseudo-satirical about rebelling MPs, three-line whips and the general braying xenophobia of the UK populace. But I really can’t be bothered. Far more interesting than Britain’s EU Membership is my recent pilates effort. Yes, I did some pilates. Yes, it was ridiculously difficult. Yes, I’ll definitely be doing some more pilates (potentially “Tempo Pilates” with Lotte Jones). Yes, I’m still straight (well, as straight as a man who writes a blog about the clothes his girlfriend wears can be).