Look, here’s Katie on her gahp yahr! We’ve done a bit of trekking about today – seen a massive Buddha dude and ridic guy with lots of arms (Vishnu? – think I might be conflating a couple of major world religions here). We then straight armed a few beers at a hotel called The Library before getting our feet rubbed for an hour while trying to work out how much money we’d need to save to retire permanently to Thailand, Paul Gadd style.
Katie wears a vintage dress, Tie Rack scarf and Versace sunnies. We’re off out on the cocktails tonight. Hope everything is ok in the UK yah? Leveson doing a good job? Any snow? Just making polite chat. Koh Samui is fourteen times better than the Leveson Inquiry.