Alas, I’m not off to gwan git mi dagger on pon de Carnival – Katie’s enfeebled metabolism is not quite recovered sufficiently to handle a dangerous cocktail of Red Stripe, Guinness Punch and dried oregano. Instead, I took the little scruffbag for a walk in Victoria Park, followed by an early Sunday lunch and then a trip to the fishmongers – I’m cooking up sea bass and clams later. If my 19-year-old self could see me now, he’d probably punch me in the face.

Katie’s been in dishabille all day – my crumpled Hackett plus fours, a granny crocheted cardie from French Connection and Red or Dead sunnies. Well…it is Bank Holiday Sunday.

After the shocking football yesterday it was hardly surprising that the night deteriorated into an impromptu party at our house. I’ve no idea where this inflatable palm tree came from. If it’s yours, come and claim it. In other news, I bought Katie a nice little dog today in the hope that she’ll one day let me buy the real thing. It’s from a pop-up jewellery shop on Columbia Road – definitely check it out if you’re around East London tomorrow, every item is £20!

As well as the doggie ring, Katie wears an H&M dress, Ras shoes, a Ted Baker headscarf and my Hackett glasses. Gorgeous.

And, since we’re still getting tonnes of comments for the Suzuki Challenge on What You Wore, we’ll give you one more day to let us know who you think should win and announce the winners tomorrow.

UPDATE: I’ve just found out that the dog ring was made by Eleanor Bolton. Check out her website.

Don’t worry, don’t worry – Katie and I didn’t have an argument yesterday (just a minor disagreement over what constitutes reasonable office hours). But thank you for your emails of support anyway!!! LOL.

After yesterday’s piss poor picture here’s another his and hers by way of compensation, if it can be called that. The gorgeous, brilliant, amazing Katie is wearing two tone American Apparel tights, Hackett blazer, my pink silk pocket square from Crombie, TK Maxx dress and Stolen Thunder necklace. Stunning.

Oh yeah, and here’s the his…

Hello. You’ll be pleased (probably) to see a fully clothed Katie back on your screens today. Doesn’t she look that little sniper girl Mathilda from the classic 90s film Leon?

Today Katie’s wearing a Temperley skirt, Topshop sequinned top, my new Hackett sunglasses and a fabulous pair of sandal-boots sent to her by Laura at ethical fashion label Where Fashion. They’ll be in store next week – check them out.

Hi! We’re off out on a hot date later to eat shellfish and slabs of meat at Hix Oyster and Chop House. How exciting. Hopefully I’ll get a snog.

Today Katie’s been wearing Bertie shoes, New York Laundry dress, Hackett jacket and Hermes silk pocketsquare but she’s just nipped off to get glammed up for this eve. Keep your fingers crossed for me – I reckon if I ply her with enough booze she might even come home with me.

The final line up is excellent. If you sent me a picture and you haven’t seen it on the blog this week – don’t worry. Chances are the picture resolution was too poor or picture quality was too blurry or you just sent it to me too late – in any case you’ll have another chance to send in a picture in the very near future.

So here goes… Enjoy.

What Jenny Wore…

A cracker to start with – the shoes are Gina, the rest is from little vintage shops in Scotland except for the “What Joe Wrote” t-shirt which is made by Katie’s friend at I Love Boxie. You might remember seeing Katie in the same shirt. Brilliant outfit Jenny!

What Jana Wore…

Here’s Jana from Germany. We like her hat lots.

What Jill Wore…

Here’s Jill who runs the excellent Street Style London blog. The mini dress and gold bag are American Apparel.

What Melike Wore…

Great montage shot from Melike.

What Oksana Wore…

Strictly speaking, I shouldn’t have allowed this pic because you can’t really see all of Oksana’s outfit. But unfortunately the captain’s hat is just too cool to leave her off.

What Rebecca Wore…

Lovely pic from the beautiful Rebecca. Awesome Romeo Pires dress and Mulberry shoes.

What Shona Wore…

I love this photo. Such a nice picture from the very cool Shona of Cyprus. The shoes are Lanvin (wow!) and the dress is Christopher Kane at Topshop.

What Taya Wore…

Taya’s hot isn’t she?! And, she’s wearing a brilliant bear hood from our good friends at Merrimaking. Remember when Katie wore a tiger hood?

What Tasha Wore…

Major props to the brilliant NHS for making a rare appearance on the blog. Poor Tasha had an accident on the ice. Lovely outfit as well! Hope she mends soon.

What Tracy Wore…

What a beautiful picture. And Tracy’s vintage fur coat is just stunning.

What Sam Wore…

Here’s Sam wearing her lovely winter wonderland outfit. Nice earmuffs.

What Carol Wore…

Awesome tights and Schuh shoes from Carol (from Schuh!)

What Supermarket Sarah Wore…

Here’s Supermarket Sarah of amazing boutique Supermarket Sarah with our very own Katie.

What Joe Wore…

Sorry. I just couldn’t help myself. The jacket’s Hackett, the trousers Ralph Lauren, the shoes Kurt Geiger and the shame is surprisingly non-existent.

It’s my birthday! Woo! We’ve just come back from an incredible stay at a seriously luxurious spa in the North Yorkshire Moors called the Feversham Arms. I’ve been utterly spoiled by Katie. I especially like K’s new Matthew Williamson dress which she wore to gorge herself on the degustation menu last night.

And, OMG!! Here’s a picture of me. Thanks for all the nice birthday wishes. Today, Joe is all about Hackett cords, a Duffer of St. George blazer and lots of champagne. LOL. Now, off for more celebrations down at the old Shoreditch House.

Brrrp.

And this one is pretty much all Hackett too. With some skanky white shoes and homeless man gloves.

A really quick one as I’ve got to dash to a pitch. I’m literally itching to get pitching. Today Katie’s wearing my Hackett plus fours, Gucci shoes, Nicole Fahri beaded top, the Cartier, and a lovely Jessica Dance necklace. Very cool.

We had friends over for dinner last night and the quantity of empty bottles strewn throughout the house and our throbbing heads would suggest that we consumed a shameful amount of wine. So, in return for me washing-up and cleaning the house a very hungover Katie offered to buy us both a restorative lunch of oysters and roast lamb (and a little glass of white) at The Modern Pantry which has made us feel massively better. Here’s a picture taken of Katie on the way back home outside the Old Blue Last wearing a Hackett blazer, a Topshop dress and a necklace made of lots of little watch faces (a present from me).

Katie isn’t getting any younger. However, with these patented Deep Vein Thrombosis sandals, she hopes to arrest the onset of granny-leg for a little bit longer. They’re made by Bertie, the dress is from Warehouse, the blazer is Hackett (although it’s meant for a young boy) and the Maggie Thatcher bag is vintage. The Katie is not for turning.