Taken Before The Match
What Katie Wore | (9)
It's the England-Scotland rugby today (like you dun know). I'm sat next to a tartaned ball of rage who, since kick-off, has been oscillating between shrieking "Flower Of Scotland" and screaming anti-English slogans with equal gusto.
I'm hoping that come half-time both the missus and the Scottish team will be so worn out that I'll be able to get on with my weekend in peace.
She wears an SRU tartan kilt, two blouses from Bedroom Boutique and a D&G Saltire bag.