Katie’s suffering today – she had a massively late one last night at the launch party of her brand new agency, Night Out In Swansea. She’s already had calls from some of the most dynamic and innovative marketing directors in Europe, and so we’re off yacht shopping in the next couple of days to make sure we’ve got something decent for Cannes. Here’s to lighting cigars with fifties.

K’s hangover was further aggravated by lunchtime Campari with her mate Alicia at Da Polpo but seems to be fading fast now that she’s getting stuck in to some preprandial beers with Lotte Jones. She’s wears a vintage dress, Zara shawl, Absolute Vintage teddy bear belt and Versace sunnies.

Have lovely evenings.

J-Money

Everyone knows the climate in Fife is near equatorial but it’s an especially tropical day here today. They’ll be necking piña colada out of coconuts at the Bruce Arms limbo competition this afternoon.

Here’s Katie in the sweltering Charlestown Botanical Gardens wearing a vintage sundress, Lazy Oaf No. 5 necklace and my Versace sunnies. Phew, what a scorcher!

Hooray! Katie’s come home to me! And she’s looking surprisingly freshfaced too.

No Suzuki Challenge for you on What You Wore – I’m having a day off to take my jetlagged girlie out to dinner while it’s still sunny.

Doesn’t she look lovely too? She wears a Vila dress, vintage bed jacket and my Versace sunnies. Byeeeeee!

Wooooooooooooooooop!

We’re in the Maldives! And we’re in one of those badass huts on stilts way out above the Indian Ocean. Oh, and it’s 30 degrees too. There’s not much more to say – the cocktails are cold, the seafood is pretty amazing and I’m already struggling with exactly why we don’t live here permanently. Tell you more tomorrow – it’s too nice to be indoors typing on the blogzzz.

Holiday Katie comes with a Zara sundress, her mum’s silk headscarf, Versace sunnies and a massive grin.

Wish you were here innit.

J&K xxx

The missus still isn’t feeling great. So, being the sunglasses-wearing, Liberal-voting, Shoreditch-dwelling stereotypes that we are, Katie went to Sen Health for some acupuncture today (whilst I paid for a serious beating from their masseuse). It’s now all about necking herbal tea on the roof and unblocking meridians yah?

She’s wearing Versace sunnies, Toast dress and a little bow brooch Josephine made her. Like it?

And, now that you seem to have tired of mocking my mandals, there’s a new post over on What You Wore. Check out What Jacky Wore.

So it’s our first time in Lanzarote, staying a tiny wee hotel called La Casona de Yaiza. It’s beautiful and very warm.

We’ve so far learned three things about Lanzarote. 1: All the volcanic rock makes it feel a bit like the moon. 2: Always order the sea bass. 3: The local wine is a very acquired taste .

Does anyone have any good local knowledge – tips, things to see, good places to eat? We’d love to hear them.

Katie’s in her first holiday outfit – shirt from Sretsis (a present from the lovely Chotilda at Supersweet), Topshop dress and Versace sunnies. I’m going to get back to my attempts to understand this wine. Chat tomorrow.

I’m really proud of this picture – Katie looks cool doesn’t she?

We’ve just got back from a very relaxing stroll around Hackney (no-one even tried to mug us or sell us fake DVDs) and now we’re back at home and Katie’s making me an Ovaltine milkshake, after which it will almost definitely be time for my nap.

Katie wears my Versace sunglasses, Topshop trousers, Hurwundeki t-shirt, Pringle silk top and a scarf knitted by her auntie Alison. Pretty cool.

And if you like this, you might want to check out a new post: What Becs Wore over on What You Wore.

I thought I’d get the post in early whilst I’m still capable of typing. There’s a big party and fireworks at the hotel tonight which means we’ll be “tired and emotional” in no time at all. But I’ll be sure to take a pic of what K wears tonight and post it when we come to tomorrow (I’m in trews and a velvet smoking jacket).

On the beach today Katie´s been wearing Versace sunnies, Cartier tank watch, Topshop butterfly necklace and her new Topshop harem pants, worn after the Compton fashion.

By way of apology for such a late posting, here’s Katie in triplicate. First, after a lot of port and an incredible candlelit meal at Vincents last night; second, after our swim in the hotel gardens this morning, and third, before supper this evening.

I’m too sleepy to go into details of what she’s wearing (although especial thanks to the lovely people at Benetton for the beautiful spotted jumper in the second picture). We didn’t have much bag space and so I’m sure you’ll see a far few items again before we leave – I’ve even been helping out myself: the bow tie and the Versace sunnies are mine!

Surprise! We’re in Ibiza. The clubs have closed for the year, the sun is still hot and the food is fantastico. We’re staying in the Sa Talaia, an old castle which is now a little rural hotel. It’s wonderful. If anyone has any recommendations of places we should see, things we should do or, especially, restaurants which are really good, please let us know. Today Katie’s wearing a Vanessa Bruno dress, Versace sunnies, Bulgari watch and one of the woolie necklace things from Cherie Collins. Must dash, fancy a swim before supper. Hope all is well back in Blighty. Love to all, Joe xxx